endless projects:

March 1, 2007

I am building a house out of marshmallows to annoy arsonists.

I am attempting to resolve a much neglected question thrown up by archeological digs: why were the ancients so careless with their pottery? My theory is that because they all wore sandals, they were continually stubbing their toes and hence dropping whatever they were carrying.

I am planning to break the sound barrier using only pictures.

I am going to start a religion based on sneezing, since I realised that sneezes are the primary cause of blessings.

Lastly, I shall fuel a punk renaissance in the penguin community, as I feel that penguins are overly stuffy dressers.

endlessly

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